It's the end of the night at an Alice Bowie show. the tour manager is trying to settle ( get paid )
Tour Mgr : ( to the soundman ) Hey man, who do I settle with?
Sndman : You need the manager Tightfist.
TourMgr : Is that the cat that was acting like a jackass earlier?
Sndman : Yeah, that's the dude!
Tour Mgr : Nice! ( Clearly concerned about dealing with Tightfist! )
Tour Mgr : ( Approaches Tightfist and says ) Hey man can we settle up?
Tightfist: (Starts laughing like a madman ) Yeah we can settle up! i was gonna let you boys off the hook, but shit if you wanna settle let's settle! Ya'll OWE ME 335 dollar and 3 cents.
Tour Mgr: ( looking totally baffeled ) No, that's not it is it? We get paid, why do we owe you money.
Tightfist : You fuckin' kiddin' me fool! There were 7 people in here tonight! You and ya band of dope smoking idiots ate and drank 400 dollars worth of inventory.
Tour Mgr : OH? ( Doesn't know what to do )
Tour manager goes to Tommy and Cheech and says
Tour Mgr : Look we better try and sneak out of here. This guy says we owe 350 dollars.
Tommy : How we gonna sneak away in a tour bus man?
CHeech : Hey, ( in that voice ) We need to create a diversion man.
HIRE ME AS A WRITER TO FIND OUT HOW IT TURNS OUT!!!!!!!
