As a kid, I remember there was a Cheech and Chong skit where someone lighted a fart and then someone goes "It turned green!" followed by a fairy tale skit where the king and queen have sex and the queen goes "Oh dear king!" then he falls asleep, so she goes "Very well..." and then turns on a vibrator.
If you know which Cheech and Chong album it is on, please tell me.... I can't figure it out by looking at the track names on the Internet. Thanks!