Up in Smoke - Right on. Technically, the quotes are as follows:
Pedro is in the "marijuana factory" in Mexico and bumps into some type of large cylinder thing that's apparently hot.
That's when he says, "Oh God I hope that was a fart? Aw, C'mon cheecks stay together."
Then when he's in the bathroom he says to the guy in the stall next to him through the wall:
"What'd you have one of those burritos too? You're supposed to have a little ice cream with 'it.....C'mon Ice Cream....."
Funny lines too!
WHERE'S THE NEW FLICK!?!?!?!?